Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve

Here’s something most people did at work today, on the eve of Valentine’s Day.

 

Wear WHITE if you are SINGLE AND LOOKING

Wear GRAY if you are NOT INTERESTED IN RELATIONSHIPS/COMMITMENTS

Wear RED if you are COMMITTED AND HAPPY

Wear BROWN if you are COMMITTED BUT YOU WANT OUT

Wear BLUE if you are IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIEND/LIKE SOMEONE IN THE OFFICE

Wear YELLOW if you are DATING/INLOVE BUT NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP
 
Wear GREEN if you are in a 3RD PARTY RELATIONSHIP

Wear BLACK if you are BROKENHEARTED

Wear STRIPES if you have MORE THAN ONE RELATIONSHIP

Wear PINK if you are in SAME SEX RELATIONSHIP

Wear ORANGE if you DIDN’T HAVE ANY RELATIONSHIP SINCE BIRTH

 

 

Incidentally, I came to work wearing a white shirt that happened to have thin blue and brown stripes.  I wonder what that was supposed to mean.  I was planning to come in black, but since I always wear black on Valentine’s Day (or whatever day was near it during the work week) I decided to choose a different color.  Had I been more intentional about it, perhaps I should have worn orange…

 

May we all have a good day tomorrow.